the “i’m fine” rat
17 tabs open. none of them helpful. tells the group chat he’s touching grass. is standing on a mouldy bath mat.
“it’s basically outside.”clocked out. logged on. questionable.
THE SEWER
IS OPEN.
they got insider chats.
we got a group chat inside a wall.
RATOSHI — bring your worst takes.
same rat. no bedtime. no purchase needed to join.
even the rat gives crumbs back. actual cashback rules ↓
DO NOT FEED AFTER MARKET CLOSE.
market never closes. unfortunate.
unemployed. unbothered. under your floorboards.
FOUND CASH.
THREW
IT BACK.
the rat found a wallet. immediately failed at hoarding.
Cashback is ON. Eligible traders can receive fee-funded rewards through Pump.fun.not a refund of your purchase. not a reward for just holding. definitely not a money printer.
Live on Pump.fun · SOL · Cashback ON · Mayhem OFF.
cashback
goblin
goblin
BAD AT HOARDING. GOOD AT THROWING.
cartoon cash.
actual rules below.
cartoon cash.actual rules below.
the rat gives it back. terms apply, obviously.
THE RAT KING✳DIAMOND TAILS✳CASHBACK ON✳THE RAT KING✳DIAMOND TAILS
01 / nobody asked but
THE SHIP SANK.
FREE HOUSE.
no origin story involving a prophecy. he lived behind a kebab shop. someone left the wifi on.
the group chat rat
sends “huge if true” to everything. including the electricity bill. has never once read the pinned message.
“can someone catch me up”the 3am cheese rat
fridge light on. world asleep. shredded mozzarella straight from the bag. for one beautiful second, everything makes sense.
“this counts as cooking.”the department of giving it back
VOLUME HAPPENS.
WHO GETS PAID?
Cashback ON. Mayhem OFF. Here is where the fees go, without the tiny-print treasure hunt.
buys + sells = volume
Volume counts the value traded over a period. The same funds can trade more than once. Volume is not new money raised, profit, or progress toward graduation.
the fee gets split
Trading generates fees. Pump retains its protocol portion. After graduation, the applicable pool fee schedule also includes a liquidity-provider portion. Not every fee is cashback.
back to eligible traders
The creator-reward portion is redirected through Pump.fun’s cashback mechanism. The project does not receive the usual creator rewards. Holding RATOSHI alone does not earn cashback.
More eligible trading can generate more fees, but that does not guarantee rewards for any wallet. Cashback is not a refund of your purchase or all trading costs. Amounts, eligibility and claims follow Pump.fun rules; losses can exceed rewards. No verified live volume or payout total is displayed here.
Pump fee schedule ↗ · Cashback rules (§4.6) ↗ · RATOSHI on-chain settings ↗
02 / ok the serious bit
RAT MATH.
ACTUAL MATH.
VERIFIED SUPPLY1,000,000,000RATOSHI · 6 decimals · Solana
100%
PUBLIC LAUNCH + LIQUIDITY
Standard Pump.fun curve and graduation liquidity. Verified supply: one billion RATOSHI. No reserved team allocation.
0%
RESERVED TEAM TOKENS
No reserved team allocation. Wallet purchases are separate from reserved tokens; individual purchase history has not been reviewed.
THE CREATOR DOES NOT GET THIS CUT
This coin launched with Cashback ON and Mayhem OFF. The usual creator rewards go into cashback for eligible traders instead of paying the project creator.
TRADING REWARDS
Launched with Cashback ON: creator rewards are redirected to eligible traders under Pump.fun rules. Project creator-fee income is not promised. Holding RATOSHI alone does not entitle you to rewards.
Cashback follows Pump.fun eligibility and claim rules. These are not holder dividends or guaranteed profit.
LIQUIDITY STATUS
Live on the Pump.fun bonding curve with SOL. Mayhem is OFF. Graduation to PumpSwap has not occurred at verification. Trading activity must complete the curve; graduation is not guaranteed.
OFFICIAL TOKEN ADDRESS
TOKEN DETAILS LOADING — VERIFY BEFORE BUYING03 / right click. rat crime.
STEAL THESE.
MAKE THEM WORSE.
for the group chat that should’ve been muted in 2021. our draft rat drawings. your terrible captions. a beautiful arrangement.
after hours / evidence of poor judgement
BAD TAKES.
GOOD COMPANY.
take a rat. ruin the group chat. fictional charts, actual terrible captions.
make something worse? bring it to the Sewer. Share your own memes and tell us if we can feature them with credit.
find the rats on X ↗
did my own research. source was another rat.PNG ↓
came for a piss. stayed for a candle.PNG ↓
full-time analyst. unemployed in every other industry.PNG ↓
checking cold storage.PNG ↓
is the support level in the room with us?PNG ↓
the insiders are also confused.PNG ↓
customer service has deteriorated. cashback remains.PNG ↓
she thought i was cheating. worse. solscan.PNG ↓
the roadmap is being eaten.PNG ↓
another productive day of what the fuck.PNG ↓found this machine in a drain
THE SEWER
ORACLE.
knows nothing. has opinions.
● connected to a damp potato
the cheese in your fridge is thinking about you too.
100% nonsense. 0% predictions.do not make decisions based on plumbing.
the department of bad ideas
ADD WORDS.
RUIN A RAT.
I HAVE A PLAN
IT INVOLVES CHEESE
made here. stays here. unless you send it to the chat.
04 / wait hang on
FAIR
ENOUGH.
Can I buy RATOSHI now?
RATOSHI is on Pump.fun. Use the verified link and full mint address on this page. A matching name or ticker is not proof of authenticity.
Does holding RATOSHI earn trading fees?
Holding alone does not earn rewards. Cashback is enabled for eligible traders under Pump.fun rules; no payout is guaranteed.
Does the team get free tokens?
No reserved team allocation was configured. The actual coin uses Cashback, rather than the previously planned creator-fee compensation.
What is the catch?
This is a speculative meme project. The launch may not graduate. Demand and liquidity can disappear. You can lose your entire purchase. There are no promised returns, price floors or backing guarantees.
you found the bottom of the page.
OH.
YOU LIVE HERE NOW.
shoes off. cheese in the fridge. don’t ask what that noise is.
links go here when they’re ready. until then, mind the wet floor. we never ask for your seed phrase.