the “i’m fine” rat
17 tabs open. none of them helpful. tells the group chat he’s touching grass. is standing on a mouldy bath mat.
“it’s basically outside.”unemployed. unbothered. under your floorboards.
THEY GOT
YACHTS.
WE GOT
RABIES.*
somewhere between “we’re so back” and eating shredded cheese over the sink, a rat found the internet.
it’s us. we’re the rat.*cartoon rat. imaginary rabies. please relax.
Planned launch on Solana via Raydium LaunchLab.
No token address has been announced.
certified
floor goblin
floor goblin
DO NOT FEED AFTER A BAD DAY
he has a plan.
it is mostly crumbs.
he has a plan.it is mostly crumbs.
landlord says no pets. i am the tenant.
THE RAT KING✳DIAMOND TAILS✳STILL HERE✳THE RAT KING✳DIAMOND TAILS
01 / nobody asked but
THE SHIP SANK.
FREE HOUSE.
no origin story involving a prophecy. he lived behind a kebab shop. someone left the wifi on.
the group chat rat
sends “huge if true” to everything. including the electricity bill. has never once read the pinned message.
“can someone catch me up”the 3am cheese rat
fridge light on. world asleep. shredded mozzarella straight from the bag. for one beautiful second, everything makes sense.
“this counts as cooking.”02 / ok the serious bit
RAT MATH.
ACTUAL MATH.
PLANNED SUPPLY1,000,000,000RATOSHI · 6 decimals · Solana
95%
PUBLIC LAUNCH + LIQUIDITY
950 million tokens across public curve sales and graduation liquidity. The precise split will be confirmed before launch.
5%
DISCLOSED TEAM ALLOCATION
50 million reserved tokens. Claimable only after successful graduation, with zero additional cliff or linear vesting.
TEAM RELEASE
No extra waiting period after graduation. The reserved 5% is not available before graduation. If the launch never graduates, the allocation cannot be claimed. Once claimed, the team can transfer or sell it.
PROJECT FEES
Creator-fee rates and recipients will be published after on-chain verification. No fee income is promised to holders.
Creator fees may fund the project and provide team income. They are not holder dividends or guaranteed profit.
LIQUIDITY STATUS
A LaunchLab bonding curve is planned. Graduation liquidity and fee settings are not yet deployed or verified.
OFFICIAL TOKEN ADDRESS
NOT DEPLOYED — VERIFY BEFORE BUYING03 / right click. rat crime.
STEAL THESE.
MAKE THEM WORSE.
for the group chat that should’ve been muted in 2021. our draft rat drawings. your terrible captions. a beautiful arrangement.
found this machine in a drain
THE SEWER
ORACLE.
knows nothing. has opinions.
● connected to a damp potato
the cheese in your fridge is thinking about you too.
100% nonsense. 0% predictions.do not make decisions based on plumbing.
the department of bad ideas
ADD WORDS.
RUIN A RAT.
I HAVE A PLAN
IT INVOLVES CHEESE
made here. stays here. unless you send it to the chat.
04 / wait hang on
FAIR
ENOUGH.
Can I buy RATOSHI now?
No official token is live through this website. Buy and chart links stay disabled until the launch is verified. A matching name or ticker is not proof of authenticity.
Does holding RATOSHI earn trading fees?
No. The planned creator-fee mechanism pays the recorded project creator. Simply holding RATOSHI does not give you a share of those fees.
Is the team's 5% vested?
It is reserved until successful graduation. The intended schedule then releases the full 5%, with no additional cliff or linear vesting. The final on-chain settings must match this plan.
What is the catch?
This is a speculative meme project. The launch may not graduate. Demand and liquidity can disappear. You can lose your entire purchase. There are no promised returns, price floors or backing guarantees.
you found the bottom of the page.
OH.
YOU LIVE HERE NOW.
shoes off. cheese in the fridge. don’t ask what that noise is.
links go here when they’re ready. until then, mind the wet floor. we never ask for your seed phrase.